Greetings to the Imprisoned Citizens of the United States. We are Unitarian Jihad. There is only God, unless there is more than one God. The vote of our God subcommittee is 10-8 in favor of one God, with two abstentions. Brother Flaming Sword of Moderation noted the possibility of there being no God at all, and his objection was noted with love by the secretary.
—Communique from the Unitarian Jihad
Why did I not see this when it happened two years ago? Completely, hilariously awesome. A selection of other names of the members of the movement: Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity, Sister Hand Grenade of Love.
You can also go generate your own Unitarian Jihad name. I’m Brother Cattle Prod of Reasoned Discussion, and wish to be addressed as such from now on.
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